Roast your recurring charges.
SubSlam finds the subscriptions hiding in your statement, turns them into brutally honest roast cards, and helps you cancel the ones that are no longer pulling their weight.
Start free. No spreadsheets, no judgment—okay, a little judgment.
subslam.co / damage-report
SubSlam
Dashboard
Roast cards
Subscriptions
Savings
Your monthly damage
$387.42
Across 14 subscriptions
Roasts generated
7
This week
Cancelled
3
This week
Today's roast
You've funded this gym membership for 14 months. The gym has not seen you.
Potential save: $39/mo
Built for your money era
A promise from the people making it.
Your data stays yours
We only use account data to identify recurring charges and power your review.
No shame, just clarity
Every roast points to a real charge and a simple next move.
Made to be shared
Your funniest spending reality checks become post-ready cards.
Meet Subscription Roast
Less detective work. More “wait, I still pay for that?”
01 — Find the repeat offenders
Scan once. See the subscription pileup.
Connect your statement and SubSlam groups recurring charges across streaming, apps, memberships, and those “free trials” that have been freeloading for months.
02 — Get roasted
A personal callout, formatted for the group chat.
Every charge gets context, a joke, and a screenshot-ready card you can keep private or unleash online.
03 — Make a clean break
Cancel with momentum.
Move from “I should cancel that” to an actual cancellation path, one subscription at a time.
Pricing without the jumpscare
Pay less than the subscription you forgot.
Start with a free scan. Upgrade only when you want ongoing subscription watch.
Free Roast
For confronting the current situation.
$0
- One subscription scan
- Personalized roast cards
- Monthly spend snapshot
SubSlam Plus
Keep the receipts$4.99
per month
Unlimited subscription monitoring
New charge alerts
Fresh roast cards every month
Cancellation assistance
Shareable spending recaps
Cancel anytime
Your bank statement called
It has a few subscriptions it wants to talk about.
Find the recurring charges, laugh at the evidence, and keep more of your money for things you actually use.